when i’m old i’m going to say “or as they said in my day “yolo swag””
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i broke my finger today but on the other hand i am completely fine
I’M NOT EVEN GOOD AT THINGS I’M GOOD AT
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Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
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My mother just came with the groceries and I opened the door and without thinking asked “swiggity swag what’s in the bag” and she replied “bip boop bop bread and flip-flops